A skinnytar.
Paperback
Arrrrpg's
A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
A weapon of mast destruction.
One builds weapons and the other build targets.
Because their weapons were made in China
Their pacifists
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
A can opener.
Those are the wrong Sais.
RRRRtillary.
Hardcover
Pen-guinades.
A: Canuck-chucks.
A bow.
A salt rifle.
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
Those are the wrong Sais
An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"
Cause the building collapsed, duh.
An elf driving car
Napoleon Blownaparte
Nion
Take away it's credit cards !
Take away it's credit cards.
Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"
To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.
A green bean.
Guac-a Guac-a!
because it was being driven by a woman
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!