Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!