What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

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What do you call lying furniture?

Untrustable

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !