What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Agnostic Insomniac Jokes More Agnostic Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"