What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

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What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam