They both get jumped by Mexicans.
When the Mexicans get car insurance.
The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.
Because people are dying to get in!
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
A brunch.
The NBA.
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
Geronimoo!"