How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.