What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.