Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

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Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

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Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE