Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Who are you with?

and "Just heard our song"

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

News Jokes More News Jokes

Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.