Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

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What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord