What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

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What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

e-t.