What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?

A) Rabbyte!

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What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

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Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.