What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What's another name for Santa's elves?

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !