What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

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Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

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Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.