Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

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Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ?

Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable