Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

How many balls does Fred have?

10

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!