Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

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Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.