How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

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What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish