Having legs.....
Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.
Because the cow has the udder
A homeless epileptic.
How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
Gold
She was the beast of the show!
No pun in ten did!
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
Not being in the Paralympics
