Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.