Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.
With a romantic tock.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.
She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."
One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.
Kim jong-deux
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
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