Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.
because he's too short to be called an essay.
Because her teacher told her to do an essay
I forgot to wet the soap.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
Because that I totally get.
Time to get a new principal.
Jog-raphy !
Tell him drinks are on the house.
Just Juan....
He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.
He read that it was an invisible solid.
An act of violins.
Got so excited she wet her plants.
Life outside of prison.
I ain't no snitch.
