How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Forgot Jokes More Forgot Jokes

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money