How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Detroit Jokes More Detroit Jokes

What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes