Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

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Whats a frogs favorite restaurant?

IHOP!!!

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

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What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

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Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

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What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.