When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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What time does Wimbledon start?

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Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

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When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.