What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

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What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

Sandy Hook Jokes More Sandy Hook Jokes

What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook