What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.