What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

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What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

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What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

What did Bruce Banner have?

HULK'S MASH!

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What did Bruce Banner have?

HULK'S MASH!