Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
Paperback
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
Attire
Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*
A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
To meter you.
When you have babies on purpose
She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
The Polish.
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
He never delivered.
They keep the mailman away from his wife
They both hate been stabbed
A brother
One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito
Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.