What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?

I think you're condensating for something.

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

jahbless

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

What kind of health insurance does a llama need?

Ollamacare

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

Chuckle Jokes More Chuckle Jokes

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Ghandi Jokes More Ghandi Jokes

What was Ghandi?

Super-callous-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"