What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

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What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle