When does 2-1=0 ?

When you're talking about choices.

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How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What is the chupacabra's breakfast of choice?

Goatmeal.