When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.

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You start as a billionaire

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A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Shomething'sh Amish..."

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What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma?

a Karaoke

When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.