When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

What do you call a young gold digger?

A miner

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.