When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.