When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

How do you raise a baby elephant ?

With a fork lift truck !

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

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What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.