When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Ence Jokes More Ence Jokes

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.