How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it