How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and .

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.