Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

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How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

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What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*