How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad