Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.