Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.