Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

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Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.