Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!