Where do witches and wizards shop?

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!