What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)