Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

What do you call a Finnish terrorist?

Finn Laden.

Finnish Line Jokes More Finnish Line Jokes

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard?

Per Ejemplo.